Arthur Kalmeyer (art_of_arts) wrote,
Arthur Kalmeyer
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PERSONAL SECURITY

Due to the cost, I have torn out my home security system and resigned from the Neighborhood Watch Program.

I have installed a Syrian flag on my front porch, an Iranian flag my back deck, and the black flag of ISIS waves from my roof-top.

The state police, city police, sheriff, FBI, CIA and Homeland Security are all watching my house 24/7.

I've never felt safer.

Happy New Year
Tags: небылицы, юмор
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