happyA few smiles for all of ya folks, you deserve it after the events of the last week...
1. A CHRISTMAS STORY
A couple was Christmas shopping at the mall on Christmas Eve.
As the wife walked through the mall she was surprised to look up and see her husband was nowhere around. She was quite upset because they had a lot to do. So she called him on his mobile phone to ask him where he was.
In a calm voice, the husband said, "Honey, do you remember the jewelry store we went into about 5 years ago where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we could not afford - and I told you that I would get it for you one day?"
The wife choked up and started to cry and said, "Yes, I remember that jewelry store."
He said, ........ "Well, I'm in the bar right next to it."
2. RELIQUIAS PORTEÑAS
Размещаю здесь это видео с целью проверить, подаст ли оскорблённая российская общественность Ст.Петербурга на меня в суд за пропаганду известно какого сексуализма:
3. THE STORY OF HAVA NAGILA