Arthur Kalmeyer (art_of_arts) wrote,
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БОЯНЫ ДЛЯ АНГЛОЯЗЫЧНЫХ

 
 
A few bits of humor from US and the British Isles for my English-speaking friends.
Good old 'mericana - BIRD FOR CHRISTMAS


The rest of the stuff has been received form a british friend:

Westminster Bridge



Family planning advice from the Northampton General Hospital:



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One thing about blokes from Oz is that their hearts and humour are always in the right place.
T. B. Bechtel, a City Councilor from Newcastle, Australia, was asked on a local live radio talk show, just what he thought about the allegations of torture of suspected terrorists. His reply prompted his ejection from the studio, but to thunderous applause from the audience.
HIS STATEMENT:

'If hooking up one raghead terrorist prisoner's testicles to a car battery to get the truth out of the lying little camelshagger will save just one Australian life, then I have only three things to say:
'Red is positive,
Black is negative, and
Make sure his nuts are wet.'


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And finally, English film with comments on the French pilot landing @ St. Barthélemy island (brits call it "The Land of Naked French People"):


 
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