Arthur Kalmeyer (art_of_arts) wrote,
Arthur Kalmeyer
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THANK YOU, CONGRESS !!!!!

 
Thank you, US Congress, for voting the Healthcare Insurance bill into the law, with
118 New Boards, Bureaucracies, Commissions, and Programs!!!

Nope, Barak Obama will not use money from his Nobel Peace Prize to pay for this pile of shit.
And Nancy Pelosy, the richest Majority Leader ever, will not spend her family fortunes on it.

YOU'RE GONNA PAY, MY FELLOW AMERICANS, YOU MORONS, WHO HAVE ELECTED SOCIALISTS TO RUN THE COUNTRY.

Retiree Reserve Trust Fund

Grant program for wellness programs to small employers

Grant program for State health access programs

Program of administrative simplification

Health Benefits Advisory Committee

Health Choices Administration

Qualified Health Benefits Plan Ombudsman

Health Insurance Exchange

Program for technical assistance to employees of small businesses buying Exchange coverage

Mechanism for insurance risk pooling to be established by Health Choices Commissioner

Health Insurance Exchange Trust Fund

State-based Health Insurance Exchanges

Grant program for health insurance cooperatives

“Public Health Insurance Option”

Ombudsman for “Public Health Insurance Option”

Account for receipts and disbursements for “Public Health Insurance Option”

Telehealth Advisory Committee

Demonstration program providing reimbursement for “culturally and linguistically appropriate services”

Demonstration program for shared decision making using patient decision aids

Accountable Care Organization pilot program under Medicare

Independent patient-centered medical home pilot program under Medicare

Community-based medical home pilot program under Medicare

Independence at home demonstration program

Center for Comparative Effectiveness Research

Comparative Effectiveness Research Commission

Patient ombudsman for comparative effectiveness research

Quality assurance and performance improvement program for skilled nursing facilities

Quality assurance and performance improvement program for nursing facilities

Special focus facility program for skilled nursing facilities

Special focus facility program for nursing facilities

National independent monitor pilot program for skilled nursing facilities and nursing facilities

32. Demonstration program for approved teaching health centers with respect to Medicare GME

Pilot program to develop anti-fraud compliance systems for Medicare providers

Special Inspector General for the Health Insurance Exchange

Medical home pilot program under Medicaid

Accountable Care Organization pilot program under Medicaid

Nursing facility supplemental payment program

Demonstration program for Medicaid coverage to stabilize emergency medical conditions in institutions for mental diseases

Comparative Effectiveness Research Trust Fund

“Identifiable office or program” within CMS to “provide for improved coordination between Medicare and Medicaid in the case of dual eligibles”

Center for Medicare and Medicaid Innovation

Public Health Investment Fund

Scholarships for service in health professional needs areas

Program for training medical residents in community-based settings

Grant program for training in dentistry programs

Public Health Workforce Corps

Public health workforce scholarship program

Public health workforce loan forgiveness program

Grant program for innovations in interdisciplinary care

Advisory Committee on Health Workforce Evaluation and Assessment

Prevention and Wellness Trust

Clinical Prevention Stakeholders Board

Community Prevention Stakeholders Board

Grant program for community prevention and wellness research

Grant program for research and demonstration projects related to wellness incentives

Grant program for community prevention and wellness services

Grant program for public health infrastructure

Center for Quality Improvement

Assistant Secretary for Health Information

Grant program to support the operation of school-based health clinics

Grant program for nurse-managed health centers

Grants for labor-management programs for nursing training

Grant program for interdisciplinary mental and behavioral health training

“No Child Left Unimmunized Against Influenza” demonstration grant program

Healthy Teen Initiative grant program regarding teen pregnancy

Grant program for interdisciplinary training, education, and services for individuals with autism

University centers for excellence in developmental disabilities education

Grant program to implement medication therapy management services

Grant program to promote positive health behaviors in underserved communities

Grant program for State alternative medical liability laws

Grant program to develop infant mortality programs

Grant program to prepare secondary school students for careers in health professions

Grant program for community-based collaborative care

Grant program for community-based overweight and obesity prevention

Grant program for reducing the student-to-school nurse ratio in primary and secondary schools

Demonstration project of grants to medical-legal partnerships

Center for Emergency Care under the Assistant Secretary for Preparedness and Response

Council for Emergency Care

Grant program to support demonstration programs that design and implement regionalized emergency care systems

Grant program to assist veterans who wish to become emergency medical technicians upon discharge

Interagency Pain Research Coordinating Committee

National Medical Device Registry

CLASS Independence Fund

CLASS Independence Fund Board of Trustees

CLASS Independence Advisory Council

Health and Human Services Coordinating Committee on Women’s Health

National Women’s Health Information Center

Centers for Disease Control Office of Women’s Health

Agency for Healthcare Research and Quality Office of Women’s Health and Gender-Based Research

Health Resources and Services Administration Office of Women’s Health

Food and Drug Administration Office of Women’s Health

Personal Care Attendant Workforce Advisory Panel

Grant program for national health workforce online training

Grant program to disseminate best practices on implementing health workforce investment programs

Demonstration program for chronic shortages of health professionals

Demonstration program for substance abuse counselor educational curricula

Program of Indian community education on mental illness
Intergovernmental Task Force on Indian environmental and nuclear hazards
Office of Indian Men’s Health
Indian Health facilities needs assessment workgroup
Indian Health Service tribal facilities joint venture demonstration projects
Urban youth treatment center demonstration project
Grants to Urban Indian Organizations for diabetes prevention
Grants to Urban Indian Organization
Indian Health facilities appropriation advisory boards for health IT adoption
Mental health technician training program
Indian youth telemental health demonstration project
Program for treatment of child sexual abuse victims and perpetrators
Program for treatment of domestic violence and sexual abuse
Native American Health and Wellness Foundation
Committee for the Establishment of the Native American Health and Wellness Foundation
Grant program for mental health and substance abuse screening
Centers for Disease Control Office of Minority Health
Substance Abuse and Mental Health Services Administration Office of Minority Health
Agency for Healthcare Research and Quality Office of Minority Health
Health Resources and Services Administration Office of Minority Health
Food and Drug Administration Office of Minority Health
Outreach program to increase awareness of diabetes screening benefits

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