Thank you, US Congress, for voting the Healthcare Insurance bill into the law, with
118 New Boards, Bureaucracies, Commissions, and Programs!!!
Nope, Barak Obama will not use money from his Nobel Peace Prize to pay for this pile of shit.
And Nancy Pelosy, the richest Majority Leader ever, will not spend her family fortunes on it.
YOU'RE GONNA PAY, MY FELLOW AMERICANS, YOU MORONS, WHO HAVE ELECTED SOCIALISTS TO RUN THE COUNTRY.
Retiree Reserve Trust Fund
Grant program for wellness programs to small employers
Grant program for State health access programs
Program of administrative simplification
Health Benefits Advisory Committee
Health Choices Administration
Qualified Health Benefits Plan Ombudsman
Health Insurance Exchange
Program for technical assistance to employees of small businesses buying Exchange coverage
Mechanism for insurance risk pooling to be established by Health Choices Commissioner
Health Insurance Exchange Trust Fund
State-based Health Insurance Exchanges
Grant program for health insurance cooperatives
“Public Health Insurance Option”
Ombudsman for “Public Health Insurance Option”
Account for receipts and disbursements for “Public Health Insurance Option”
Telehealth Advisory Committee
Demonstration program providing reimbursement for “culturally and linguistically appropriate services”
Demonstration program for shared decision making using patient decision aids
Accountable Care Organization pilot program under Medicare
Independent patient-centered medical home pilot program under Medicare
Community-based medical home pilot program under Medicare
Independence at home demonstration program
Center for Comparative Effectiveness Research
Comparative Effectiveness Research Commission
Patient ombudsman for comparative effectiveness research
Quality assurance and performance improvement program for skilled nursing facilities
Quality assurance and performance improvement program for nursing facilities
Special focus facility program for skilled nursing facilities
Special focus facility program for nursing facilities
National independent monitor pilot program for skilled nursing facilities and nursing facilities
32. Demonstration program for approved teaching health centers with respect to Medicare GME
Pilot program to develop anti-fraud compliance systems for Medicare providers
Special Inspector General for the Health Insurance Exchange
Medical home pilot program under Medicaid
Accountable Care Organization pilot program under Medicaid
Nursing facility supplemental payment program
Demonstration program for Medicaid coverage to stabilize emergency medical conditions in institutions for mental diseases
Comparative Effectiveness Research Trust Fund
“Identifiable office or program” within CMS to “provide for improved coordination between Medicare and Medicaid in the case of dual eligibles”
Center for Medicare and Medicaid Innovation
Public Health Investment Fund
Scholarships for service in health professional needs areas
Program for training medical residents in community-based settings
Grant program for training in dentistry programs
Public Health Workforce Corps
Public health workforce scholarship program
Public health workforce loan forgiveness program
Grant program for innovations in interdisciplinary care
Advisory Committee on Health Workforce Evaluation and Assessment
Prevention and Wellness Trust
Clinical Prevention Stakeholders Board
Community Prevention Stakeholders Board
Grant program for community prevention and wellness research
Grant program for research and demonstration projects related to wellness incentives
Grant program for community prevention and wellness services
Grant program for public health infrastructure
Center for Quality Improvement
Assistant Secretary for Health Information
Grant program to support the operation of school-based health clinics
Grant program for nurse-managed health centers
Grants for labor-management programs for nursing training
Grant program for interdisciplinary mental and behavioral health training
“No Child Left Unimmunized Against Influenza” demonstration grant program
Healthy Teen Initiative grant program regarding teen pregnancy
Grant program for interdisciplinary training, education, and services for individuals with autism
University centers for excellence in developmental disabilities education
Grant program to implement medication therapy management services
Grant program to promote positive health behaviors in underserved communities
Grant program for State alternative medical liability laws
Grant program to develop infant mortality programs
Grant program to prepare secondary school students for careers in health professions
Grant program for community-based collaborative care
Grant program for community-based overweight and obesity prevention
Grant program for reducing the student-to-school nurse ratio in primary and secondary schools
Demonstration project of grants to medical-legal partnerships
Center for Emergency Care under the Assistant Secretary for Preparedness and Response
Council for Emergency Care
Grant program to support demonstration programs that design and implement regionalized emergency care systems
Grant program to assist veterans who wish to become emergency medical technicians upon discharge
Interagency Pain Research Coordinating Committee
National Medical Device Registry
CLASS Independence Fund
CLASS Independence Fund Board of Trustees
CLASS Independence Advisory Council
Health and Human Services Coordinating Committee on Women’s Health
National Women’s Health Information Center
Centers for Disease Control Office of Women’s Health
Agency for Healthcare Research and Quality Office of Women’s Health and Gender-Based Research
Health Resources and Services Administration Office of Women’s Health
Food and Drug Administration Office of Women’s Health
Personal Care Attendant Workforce Advisory Panel
Grant program for national health workforce online training
Grant program to disseminate best practices on implementing health workforce investment programs
Demonstration program for chronic shortages of health professionals
Demonstration program for substance abuse counselor educational curricula
Program of Indian community education on mental illness
Intergovernmental Task Force on Indian environmental and nuclear hazards
Office of Indian Men’s Health
Indian Health facilities needs assessment workgroup
Indian Health Service tribal facilities joint venture demonstration projects
Urban youth treatment center demonstration project
Grants to Urban Indian Organizations for diabetes prevention
Grants to Urban Indian Organization
Indian Health facilities appropriation advisory boards for health IT adoption
Mental health technician training program
Indian youth telemental health demonstration project
Program for treatment of child sexual abuse victims and perpetrators
Program for treatment of domestic violence and sexual abuse
Native American Health and Wellness Foundation
Committee for the Establishment of the Native American Health and Wellness Foundation
Grant program for mental health and substance abuse screening
Centers for Disease Control Office of Minority Health
Substance Abuse and Mental Health Services Administration Office of Minority Health
Agency for Healthcare Research and Quality Office of Minority Health
Health Resources and Services Administration Office of Minority Health
Food and Drug Administration Office of Minority Health
Outreach program to increase awareness of diabetes screening benefits